Birdlening!

Hey guys so lately I have been doing a thing called birdlening people. Now many people ask what this is. Basically if someone was mean to my friends they call me to do my job. I go up to them and eat them, slap them, and other things. Then I say bye bye now and leave. Basically they are in shock but I don't ever hit or kick them or verbally abuse them. So anyways birdlening is my job. So call me if you ever need help! Anyways I'm going to call Coolchico today to see if she is ok. Hopefully her computer just broke or she has been super busy to just not be able to get on the computer. Anyways ya. See you tomorrow!